Recently, there has been an increase in the incidence of manhood disappearing. This is an old street format that criminals use to rob and extort people.
Those being accused are actually the victims and those claiming their manhood disappeared are criminals.
I have seen this first hand and this is how it works.
These criminals work in groups.
They would position themselves around and look out for someone they know they can easily intimidate, like if you look fresh and gentle,
one of them will walk up to you and hit you, before you can react, he would scream on top of his voice that his Penis has disappeared.
Now, this is where it gets really deadly.
Before you can defend yourself, his gang members would quickly come out from where they are waiting and begin to beat you.
Some of his co-criminals would pretend they checked the Penis and they would confirm that they Penis had truly disappeared.
It is all planned and they all work together.
In the process of beating you, your phones, wallet and other valuables, even your shoes will go missing.
But you are fighting for your life, so you are not focussed on the things they are already stealing off you.
But because many Nigerians are superstitious and sometimes ‘stupid’, they would believe the criminals and join hands in beating the unfortunate young man they accuse, sometimes they go as far as lynching the victim and setting him on fire with old tires and petrol.
What to do if you fall victim to these criminals
Always walk the streets like a ‘hard man’ with your shoulders held up and not like a weakling, that will make them to think twice that you are not a ‘Mugu’.
Hopefully you do not fall victim, but if you do, you need to be ready to be very loud, this is not time to be explaining o.
The moment the marks man accuses you, scream and say they are trying to rob you. Be very loud and tell them you know their format. That will put them on the defensive. Keep shouting for HELP thief thief ole ole…
That will make reasonable people in the mob to insist on going to the Police Station since there’s counter accusation of missing Manhood and robbery to prove your innocence.
No dull o. Be very loud and shout for help.